I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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