i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Sober January is a disaster.
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Rumble strips road head = magical
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Randomize