Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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