They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
be right there i have to get my cape
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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