so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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