he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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