Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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