So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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