you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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