I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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