Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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