Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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