you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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