my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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