Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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