So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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