I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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