Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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