so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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