I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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