hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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