I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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