I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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