Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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