i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize