They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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