If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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