My first STD was from a foam party
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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