I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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