so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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