I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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