9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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