return my video game
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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