That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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