Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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