he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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