are you still at the devil's house?
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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