Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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