It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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