rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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