naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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