I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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