and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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