Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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