Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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