Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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