so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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