Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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