Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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