nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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