If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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